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Tech Support: "Please click on the 'start' button."
Customer: "What 'start' button?"
Tech Support: "In the lower left hand corner there is a button that says 'start'."
Customer: "There is no button."
Tech Support: "You are using Windows NT?"
Customer: "Yes. The button is on the right hand side, and there is a little green light next to it. You want me to push that?"
Tech Support: "No sir, that's the power button. Is there a gray bar across the bottom of the screen with buttons on it?"
Customer: "There is no gray bar. It is white, and it opens, and there are buttons inside."
Tech Support: "No. Sir, on the TV part of the monitor is there a gray bar that you can point at with the mouse, using the cursor that is on the screen."
Customer: "There are some dials. There is one that has a picture of a sun on it, but I don't have any idea what those are for."

* Customer: "Do you people sell them megas?"
* Salesperson: "Uh, sure, how much do you need, sir?"
* Customer: "100!"
* Salesperson: "I can only give you 64."
* Customer: "Well, can't you throw in 26 more?"