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ANUS escreveu:Microsoft Endorses Apocalypse
Backward Masked References in Zune

February 2, 2006
ANUS News

MOSCOW, Russia (NFN) - Russian hackers unveiled a secret Microsoft plan to endorse the apocalypse through reference to an organization that promotes inequality, eugenics, mass destruction and sodomy.

Lead hacker technologist Yvgeny Livtanavich, known by his professional pseudonym of "KiSSy" with the hacker organization "GRiDz," presented his findings at a press conference. "The Microsoft product Zune, when its logo is viewed backwards, yes, reveals a 'schwa' followed by NUZ, which when spelled phonetically is 'ANUS,' a reference to the American Nihilist Underground Society, a destructive organization, it is."

Livtanavich revealed further evidence: Microsoft, by opposing the People's Operating System (Ubuntu Linux) inherently promotes the "nihilism," or denial of the People's Reality as elected by the population at large, which is a goal that ANUS, found on the web at http://www.anus.com, also finds desirable. Using elite hacker tools "debug" and "notepad," Livtanavich showed that the Zune's built-in software also contains references to death metal, a form of nihilistic music endorsed by ANUS, and a font including the Star of David next to a trashcan.

Reached at ANUS headquarters in the tunnels underneath Rice University in Houston, ANUS spokestroll Brett Stevens gave a chilling pronouncement. "Of course Microsoft supports ANUS," he said. "They are a realistic company that recognizes the industrialized nations are in decline from a loss of values, and that it's time to praise the bloody end. Even more, by opposing the iPod and its audience who think buying an electronic gadget provides them with an identity, Microsoft is asserting Nihilism by reminding them that it's just a gadget and anyone can make one."

Upon news of this release, Microsoft stock experienced a four cent rise in value, presumably because people in the real world care little about the drama of computer nerds given overinflated egos in exchange for the salaries they could have if they were realistic.


About ANUS

ANUS (American Nihilist Underground Society) has been spreading philosophical nihilism, terrorizing social networks, and promoting heavy metal and eugenics, since 1987 - and is still going. The infamous cyberspace-rectum is dedicated to intelligent dissidents that have come to the conclusion that modern society is a cancer, and that we need to root it out and replace it with a new and healthy design. Along with ecofascists, terrorists, eugenics, and Nazis, ANUS remains a controversial but nonetheless intelligent voice in a sea of morons and egodramatists.