Britney Spears Announces Neo-Nazism

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Britney Spears Shocks Millions Of Fans
"National Socialism has given me strength to move on"

February 18, 2007
ANUS News

LOS ANGELES, US - Late Saturday night, the nowadays infamous pop singer Britney Spears, shocked millions of screaming fans when she walked out of a tattoo studio, revealing a large swastika on her wrist and a shaven head. According to an exclusive interview with ANUS editor Alexis, the once innocent mega-star has changed ideological path and turned to the Germanic ideals of Adolf Hitler:

"When Kevin left me I just didn't know what to do. Child welfare authorities were on to me after I had been seen driving with my eldest son on my lap without a seat belt. Everything around me just went blank and when I performed on stage last week - and forgot the chorus "I am a slaaave - for you" - I knew my life was going downhill. I had to find a new way, a new path to help me combat my fears and regain my previous strength."

And strength was all Ms Spears could think of, after having visited her father's old library and by accident finding Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf" gathering dust.

"For the first time, I felt the essence of truth, of being true to oneself. I read with passion and great interest, of the ideas by a man so full of love to his people. Immediately I began researching more into the ideals of German National Socialism, and it didn't take me long before I decided I had to change my life for the better. My children needed it, I needed it - but most of all, my lovely fans needed a new Britney, ready to take on new challenges and develop my music."

It was this Saturday night that her fans finally would discover that "new Britney," with a shaved head to fit into the classic skinhead-look, as well as armed with a huge swastika tattooed to her wrist, speaking of a radical change in the life of an artist, that once used to conform to the innocence of being a young woman in a stressed world - now posing a challenge to the parents of those kids, who tomorrow will exchange their pre-teen posters of the past Britney Spears, with pictures of a new and mature Neo-Nazi pop star, dedicated to the Germanic way of life:

"National Socialism has given me strength to move on. I am no longer a little girl, but a full-grown woman with large secrets to share, both from my body and mind."

"How do you respond to the latest accusations by the public media, where psychologists like Cary Cooper claims this change of lifestyle of yours is "definitely a call for help?"

She gleams like an angel and portrays a very different side to what we always thought, was a soft and tender girl with few visions for the future:

"I understand people's reaction, but they too have to realize that the young and timid Britney is no more. Today I've grown to realize that I have a duty as a mother to contribute to my Race and breed healthy, strong children, so that they one day may take over my position and lead America into Victory. While the old lifestyle of mine was a careless one to attract social attention and feel good about myself for making all this money, I am today a much more mature woman, aware of my duty and honour of being born White."

"And how will this new change manifest itself in your music?"

"Of course, my music will sound a lot different than it did before. The lyrics will probably change from being gullible and sweet, to a strong, radical form of celebration to my newly found hero Adolf Hitler and his deeds during WWII. I've also left my old record company after I found out that the director in charge of my promotion, was in fact a Jew! Imagine how much money that filthy man has stolen from me over the past years, to profit from my creativity as Germanic woman! None of that will ever happen to me again, be sure of that."

The new Britney does definitely sound different, and although she may now risk a two year prison sentence for having made the "Sieg Heil"-salute in front of a group of fifteen year old fans outside her mansion, Britney remains calm about her political belief:

"I'm not just Britney Spears anymore. I am a descendent and supporter of the Aryan Race, and as such I must behave. The flags hanging outside my mansion with big swastikas on, are just a symbolic presentation of my belief in the ideals of National Socialism. My previous Jew-husband Kevin Federline calls me up now and then to try to talk me out of this, but my conviction is strong and pure. This is not a farce - it is a statement that I will continue to present in public media whenever on tour: We Must Secure The Existence Of Our White Race, and distribute our ideas through as many mediums as possible, pop music being one of them."

Our editor Alexis left the compelling pop star in her mansion, and stepped into the limousine while Ms Spears made "Sieg Heil" on her balcony. Later this year she will go on a tour with the White Supremacist pop band Prussian Blue, as part of a new line of promotion work for both her music and her beliefs. With that said, our editor found a strange package yesterday marked with a swastika on it. The ANUS team, fearing it might be the latest letter from the Unabomber, opened it up carefully and found a demo-CD with the soon-to-become hit single "Where White is Right," including the bonus track "Slave 4 Aryans." Alexis comments:

"It sounds a lot like the reverbing harmony from the Nazi-Black Metal band I Shalt Become, mixed with an improvising touch of The Doors and Black Sabbath. I've always hated Britney Spears, but hell, even I can guarantee that this will become a huge hit when it is released."


About Britney Spears

The UK pop singer Britney Spears has been a part of the modern pop music, upholding the immature and individualist attitude of today's women in Western society, promoting both an exploitation of what makes the woman beautiful and sacred, as well as the idea that the ego of the individual should be the centre of society as a whole. The 16th of February, the pop star was photographed in Los Angeles by public media, showing tattoos on her wrist and a shaved head. Britney Spears has previously made it to the headlines, by being caught doing careless things with her children, driving around in expensive limousines without any underwear, and swapping clothes with a stripper.


About ANUS

ANUS (American Nihilist Underground Society) has been spreading philosophical nihilism, terrorizing social networks, and promoting heavy metal and eugenics, since 1987 - and is still going. The infamous cyberspace-rectum is dedicated to intelligent dissidents that have come to the conclusion that modern society is a cancer, and that we need to root it out and replace it with a new and healthy design. Along with ecofascists, terrorists, eugenics, and Nazis, ANUS remains a controversial but nonetheless intelligent voice in a sea of morons and egodramatists.

http://anus.com/zine/news/1019.html

[NãoSei]

Sempre achei a Britney Spears uma idiota, mas não a esse ponto.

[Fernando Silva]

Acho que é apenas um boato, ainda mais partindo de um site chamado ANUS. Ou talvez queiram gerar debates sobre o assunto ao inventar um factóide.

[RicardoVitor]

Todo o mainstream norte-americano, incluindo os junkies de Hollywood e todo o resto do circo de celebridades pop é formado por socialistas de todas as vertentes...

[Nospheratu]

Prozak tem mais senso de humor do que eu pensava.

[Apocaliptica]

Só pode ser piada mesmo.

[Shanaista]

Li uma matéria muito por cima ontem informando que ela foi vista de cabelos raspados numa clínica de tatoo, e saiu de lá com uma boca de lábios rosas tatuada no pulso. Mas enfim, acho que a matérial ANAL(American Nihilist And Lazy) seja conspiração, pois quando Natalie Portman raspou a cabeça foi alvo de coisas assim também.

[RicardoVitor]

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[RicardoVitor]

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[Abraão]

É mentira com certeza.
Mas ajuda em muito a Britney Spears, esse suposto nazismo dela é tão verdadeiro quanto à virgindade dela que ajudou a vender uma tranqueira enorme de discos.

[RicardoVitor]

[Apocaliptica]

De outra fonte:http://cifraclub.terra.com.br/noticias/htgp-cantora-norte-americana-britney-spears-radicaliza-no-corte-de-cabelo.html

Cantora norte-americana Britney Spears radicaliza no corte de cabelo

Britney: cabeça raspada e tatuagens novas - 19 de Fevereiro de 2007

Britney Spears continua anarquizando o sistema. Após algumas aparições "descuidadas" em público e uma balada noturna que terminou em vômito, a cantora voltou a chocar os paparazzi. Passeando pela ensolarada Califórnia, Britney correu para um salão e mandou ver num corte de cabelo extremo: totalmente raspado.


Algumas testemunhas afirmam que a cantora estava em prantos antes de dizer adeus às longas madeixas, mas o corte foi efetivamente realizado. Confira algumas fotos do momento radical da cantora neste link.


Após sair do salão de beleza, a "nova" Britney se dirigiu ao estúdio de tatuagens Body And Soul para fazer dois novos "rabiscos" no corpo. Tatuou um par de lábios rosa no pulso. Tatuadores disse que ela apareceu sem avisar e passou cerca de uma hora e meia no local, atendendo fãs. "Não deu pra notar o cabelo de primeira, porque ela estava encapuzada. Ela queria uma tatuagem delicada".


A mudança radical de Britney sucedeu uma internação-relâmpago de 24 horas em uma clínica de reabilitação - pela qual a mãe e algumas pessoas próximas à cantora pediam há tempos, devido aos hábitos festeiros e beberrões da princesinha pop. Britney está divorciada há alguns meses e vez fazendo notícia por qualquer coisa, menos por música .



Da redação por: Rafael Mordente

[francioalmeida]

Se rá que ela gosta de carecas!

[Apocaliptica]

Se rá que ela gosta de carecas!

Tua chance aí!

[francioalmeida]

Se rá que ela gosta de carecas!

Tua chance aí!

O problema agora é que eu não gosto de mulheres careca

[rapha...]

Adoro mulheres carecas.

[Najma]

Impressionante como essa notícia cairia como uma luva na teoria que eu tenho sobre o nacional socialismo e sua aceitação entre os fracassados e mal sucedidos...

[o anátema]

Ela raspou para deixar combinando.

[francioalmeida]

Adoro mulheres carecas.

Linda, não?

[Huxley]

Poderiam me explicar melhor isso?Acusaram a Spears de neo-nazismo por raspar o cabelo?

Se fosse assim, todo recém-aprovado do vestibular seria um careca do ABC.

[o anátema]

Poderiam me explicar melhor isso?Acusaram a Spears de neo-nazismo por raspar o cabelo?

Se fosse assim, todo recém-aprovado do vestibular seria um careca do ABC.

[determinista genético]

O movimento skin head tem bases biológicas, bem como a ideologia racista por trás de alguns. Prova disso são tendências hereditárias para calvice e carequice, certamente devidas à vantagens seletivas que os carecas naturais tinham no meio (neo)nazista.

[/determinista genético]