Piada de estadunidense-EUA

[Steve]

vou "talk" esta "joke" em "portuglish".
1 yankee chegou num recinto in London e perguntou ao manager... -Hi, dude! Where's the garbage?? entao o english contestou o yankee:-Oh, we don't talk "dude" here, we use "mate".
entao o yankee perguntou de novo: Where's the garbage?
entao o english contesteu "again":- We use the name rubbish, no garbage! então o yankee repitiu pergunta do manager e contestou :
-Ok, where's the elevator?? i'll talk with my friend Joey Roberts in the office,he's the new boss.
-Oh,sir!! We use lift, no elevator!!
-Ok!!! How do you call the assholes and hillbillies in UK??
-Oh!! We don't need call them!!! They comes alone from USA!!

[Aurelio Moraes]

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